Thursday 4 June, 2009

To Kill Time...

It happened today. At 13:00 hrs. 4th Semester exams for B.E students is officially over. Now its 18:31 hrs as i type this and I am already getting bored. After trying to think deeply about what I should blog about, and miserably failing in that, I've concluded its just as easy to type as it comes in the flow. Its not like my blog readers are going to protest if i write badly. In fact, I don't think they would even care at all. For those who do care, who are currently less than the number of fingers in my hand, and for those who are wondering what to do after a few hours of getting done with exams, here are a few ways to spend time (un)productively. Productive or unproductive, you decide. Right now, I'm gonna improvise the flow.

So here it goes, countdown to the top 10 ways to spend holidays.

10. Turn on the TV and tune into a music channel. Press the mute button. Now watch it. Word is that this is better than watching a dirty movie.

9. Get rid of your old semester books. Make sure you don't dig up stuff that you don't want your mom to see. e.g., Test papers. This sort of stuff is are a reminder of how things suck in life.
WARNING : For those who are expecting arrears, just think before acting.

8. Arrange your DVD collection in alphabetical order. Even if they're pirated.

7. Write a list of things to do to productively spend the holidays, like learning a new language. Then think about how fast your going to give up doing that after you started doing it and strike of those items in the list. If all items get struck out, continue reading below. If not try doing those things until you stop it and then continue reading this. If you are not getting tired of it at all then I congratulate you - you got yourself a way to productively spend time. (I think this point should not be in this list, but as I said in the beginning I'll let you decide.)

6. Can't sleep? Try reading a previous semester book. Or read the next semester book. Both methods have delivered good results.

5. Try writing a beautiful poem for your girlfriend. If you don't have a girlfriend, write it for a girl you want to make your girlfriend. If you are successful, good for you. If you're unsuccessful, you may end up drawing something nice... like a truck or a car.

4. Watch a really bad movie. Like Villu, Kuselan or Alwar. You may either have a great time laughing or a great time sleeping. Either way, you're bound to have great time.

3. If you're not a good singer, try singing. If you don't want anyone to get irritated do it when you're alone. If you do want to irritate someone(like younger/older brother/sister) sing when they are there. When they tell you to shut up, do it louder.

2. Get a cook book. Take a random recipe and cook. If it works out well impress the people around you. If it tastes bad, use it to kill the rat infestation in your place. You might stumble into discovering a new pesticide.

1. Highest rated method in the world. Guaranteed results. Sleep.

If you can think about more ways, please post it in comments. I'll be putting up new posts when I got some time to kill. Which I suppose will happen very frequently. Oh, I forgot to include this method in the list.

Ciao

2 comments:

  1. hey really really nice one..
    had a gud tym readin this..
    hey u asked for some more ideas na??
    here is one...keep wondering wat is special abt the 22nd letter of the alphabet... :D :)

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  2. thanks for the idea... but doesnt work for everyone.

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