Friday 22 February, 2008

IPL - India is not Poor, Losers??

India, rich, economically powerful, growing at a rapid pace(of course, pace slackened by stock market fiasco), et cetera.
But is Tamilnadu really poor or is it just the government funding that makes the Tourism Exhibition 2007 look so really lame? I mean like real lame. Same old empty stalls of various ministries exhibiting their facilities, which are not so many. Only crowded stalls in the whole of the exhibition was the aavin ice cream stall and the other is Temple Management Ministry(crude translation of Aranilaya thurai). The former is crowded due to obvious reasons and the latter made it obvious to me that most of the people are religious to the core, because they were so piously sanctimonius with statues of Gods of temples in various cities such as Madurai, Kanchi etc., even though it is perfectly visible that they are just cardboard models. And the highlight? CM's picture on the top of the stall. I think it was purposely put up there to mock theists by putting the picture of the hardcore atheist or to mock the honourable CM about his atheistic ideas. It just did not make any sense. And about other stalls, they were also equally ridiculous.

The king-size pappads and chilli bajjies were great. Other than that, it was just a lame attempt by the government to attract tourists, but miserably failing in it.
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SRK's in it, Preity Zinta is in it, but its not another Karan Johar's flick. Then what else is it? IPL!!! BCCI's hurriedly announced competition to ICL has gathered much more momentum than ICL and business moguls including Vijay Mallya(who already owns an F1 team), Mukesh Ambani have bought teams of their respective hometowns. Not to mention SRK with Kolkata and Preity Zinta with Mohali. And N. Srinivasan( India Cements) with Chennai. And Chennai team has MS Dhoni!!! yay! 1,500,000 USD was, uh, bit too much.... not to mention 10 other players including Hayden, Muralidharan etc, summing to more than 5 million USD spent on buying cricketers. And suppose if Chennai wins the league title this year, the team gets the prize money of 3 million USD and so Srinivasan may lose a lot of money. But the biggest gainers are the players who are paid in an average 1 to 3 lakhs per ODI but will be paid in crores for 40 twenty twenty matches. But the biggest gainer is BCCI with 50 million USD from DLF title sponsorship, 700 million from franchisee auction and a whopping 1 billion USD from the sale of broadcast rights. And I suppose the biggest loser will be us with us watching these matches but not getting paid a penny. Maybe we should try gambling for a change?

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This is strictly for Chennai residents. I received a white cover with red letters with warning : "DANGER 1100 volts!" a couple of days before. I opened it curiously and found a very artistically designed invite to our college day celebration(all those who don't know here I study, its Jail, aka Velammal Engineering College), whatever the hell a college day is supposed to be. It was called Elektra 2008, and promised high voltage evening with fun and frolic. It excited me so much that I had to get an idea of what it would be like so I asked a senior. He looked at me like I'm nuts and said, "Don't believe what the invitation says, and thats all I am allowed to say". Puzzled I waited for some more intimations. And I did recieve some. In a circular. Students should attend the celebrations only in blazer, attendance compulsory, no camera, no cell phone, no clapping, no shouting, no whistling and a whole lot of no's. CRAP. All those people, who are planning to attend the so called celebrations.... please reconsider.... this is suicide..... or should I call this electrocution?
Elektra 2008? Electrifying evening? Yeah.... electrify my a**!


Thats all this weekend. Be sure to comment on my scribbling.
Ciao.

P.S.: If you are still planning to come to the event, please bring ear plugs. For your own safety.

Saturday 9 February, 2008

Overrated Truths


After a pause I finally found some time to put up a post, and a lot has happened during the pause.
January 30 1948, Godse ended the life of the Mahatma in a way that Mahatma and his devoted followers detested, that is, through bullets. 60 years later last of his ashes(there are 2 other urns of ashes, but both buried in shrines. So I did not take them into account.) were immersed. If the Mahatma had been alive, personally, I think he would have died by all these false promises and political faux pas committed by the leaders of our nations, but essentially it would be a non violent death. I think he would have preferred the former way of death. In that respect, Godse really put the great man out of his misery.
I wonder why all his principles became so impractical in today, or is impracticality the excuse that we say to cover up our dishonesty? When we are children parents teach us to talk the truth always but they don't follow what they teach. Easier said than done, right?
Gandhi was always against discrimination, be it racial, or on any other grounds, he himself has been a victim on some point of time during his life. Dr. Ambedkar made it a law that no one should ever be discriminated by anyone. Raj Thackeray prefers to ignore the fact and glorifies his party members attacking North Indian taxi drivers working in Mumbai, since they are not Mumbaikars. I suppose he would be comfortable with people kicking a** of the so called Mumbaikars in other parts of the country.
But I am not interested in verifying this because I believe in non-violence. I mean, this really works.....Nelson Mandela and Suu Kyi have demonstrated this fact. So I can assume his ideas do work.
So, lets try to redo the expertiments with truth that Gandhi had done decades ago. If not us, who else will?

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One of those eye catching news on the TV during the past week was the death of the Hollywood actor Heath Ledger. Ledger played the lead role in the Oscar Award winning Brokeback Mountain and had signed to play the menacing Joker in the upcoming Batman movie called The Dark Knight. But thats not what I am coming to, the news was that, some stupid church division called The Westboro Baptist Church decided to "picket" the actor's funeral. Cool isn't it? No, its not......actually picket literally means, to protest and the reason why they do this is because Heath Ledger played a gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain. Stupid isn't it? I have never been against religion or religious people, but just hate people who use religion to spread hate. Check out the church's website at
http://www.godhatesfags.com/ and you will get an idea of what I am talking about. It'll make you think that these guys seriously need some counselling. Makes me want to talk about Raj Thackeray and his father, but I suppose it will bore you 'cause they do the samething all the time....

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Finally Dr. Amit Kumar has been arrested, reportedly, while he was watching TV in a hotel in Kathmandu, Nepal. TV is a good way to get rid of all that stress, especially when police are chasing you for selling kidneys of unknowing patients. This guy made so much money through this highly fruitful business that his wife and kids are residing at Canada while he stays at the organ market aka India. People who want to make quick money by selling one of their kidneys can contact him, but I don't want to wake up from an operation theatre feeling a little underweight on one side of the body.



Thats it for this weekend. Post your comments about what I have scribbled above.
Ciao.